the prednisone song

*sung-mumbled to an unnamed (and probably of problematic origin) perky children's song that's in my head but can't place*

Ohhhhhh... I feel like crap and wanna cry,
Or poke somebody in the eye,
Or eat a whole darn apple pie...
Gosh, I love my prednisone!


...and song number two...

Oh prednisone, oh prednisone,
How fucked-up are your side-effects!
You make my mood go here and there
And make me sweat, like, everywhere
Oh prednisone, oh prednisone,
How fucked-up are your side-effects!

Oh prednisone, oh prednisone,
I really dislike taking you
The anti-inflammation's great
But all the rest is cause for hate
Oh prednisone, oh prednisone,
I really dislike taking you

Oh prednisone, oh prednisone,
I can't wait til I'm done with this
You taste like shit, and what's more wrong
You made me filk this stupid song
Oh prednisone, oh prednisone,
I can't wait til I'm done with this