Wtf why am I awake
It is 4:30am and I have been awake for an hour.
Brains, yo. Brains are weird sometimes. During the day: "I'm tiiiiiired. Wanna sleeeeeep. Is it sleep time yet? No? Darn. How bout now?" Go to bed: "ooh, let's do stuff! Wait, I hafta sleep? Bo-ring." Middle of night: "hi I'm waking up now! Who cares that it’s 3:30am and its dark out and I haven't had enough sleep? Pfft I feel fiiiine." Next morning: "waaah I donwanna get up, I’m tiiiired, lemme sleep." ...right.
Brains, yo. Brains are weird sometimes. During the day: "I'm tiiiiiired. Wanna sleeeeeep. Is it sleep time yet? No? Darn. How bout now?" Go to bed: "ooh, let's do stuff! Wait, I hafta sleep? Bo-ring." Middle of night: "hi I'm waking up now! Who cares that it’s 3:30am and its dark out and I haven't had enough sleep? Pfft I feel fiiiine." Next morning: "waaah I donwanna get up, I’m tiiiired, lemme sleep." ...right.