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notalwaysright_feed) wrote2025-12-15 02:00 pm
Read Full Confidence And Zero Service
Me: "Ma'am, can you repeat that back one more time? I may have missed a digit."
Customer: *Repeats the same exact number.*
Me: "And this number is with [our cell company]?"
Customer: "YES!"
notalwaysright_feed) wrote2025-12-15 01:45 pmnotalwaysright_feed) wrote2025-12-15 01:30 pmRead When The Answer Presents Itself
Me: "Okay, what browser are you using?"
Teacher: *Gives school website.*
Me: "No, which web browser do you use to get on the internet?"
Teacher: *Gives the website they're trying to access.*
notalwaysright_feed) wrote2025-12-15 01:00 pmRead Driving By Braille Is A Thing, Apparently
Patient: "Nah. I'm a truck driver, so I need to get my eyes checked every once in a while."
Me: "Oh, well, it's just that your eyesight is about -3.50 in the left… and -8.00 in the right."
Those who wear glasses know that this is bad news.
notalwaysright_feed) wrote2025-12-15 12:45 pmnotalwaysright_feed) wrote2025-12-15 12:00 pmI sometimes have problems with vasovagel syncope, ie blood and other “gross” stuff can make me pass out. My dad had leukemia and needed a bone marrow transplant. I was tested but was only a 60% match, while there was a person on the donor registry. The person on the registry wasn’t going to be […]
notalwaysright_feed) wrote2025-12-15 11:00 amI wrote this story. https://notalwaysright.com/the-power-of-cuddles/242462/ If it wasn’t clear from the previous story, I’m a woman. Although my older brother and I have always gotten along well, my older sister and I have never had a good relationship. This takes place a few years after my previous submission. My brother is 12, my sister is […]
notalwaysright_feed) wrote2025-12-15 10:00 amRead When The Customer Was Raised In A Sewer
Customer: "I need a sewage pump."
Me: "We only carry pumps for dirty water, not sewage."
He immediately gets angry.
Customer: "So you’re not helping me at ALL?!"
notalwaysright_feed) wrote2025-12-15 10:00 amI just had a frustrating experience dealing with trying to ship a package to a customer of ours. It went out two days ago, with the expectation of being delivered in the morning. It ended up being returned to us today. As the intended destination was a prison, I wasn’t too surprised – there may […]
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3_good_things_a_day2025-12-15 11:02 amnotalwaysright_feed) wrote2025-12-15 09:00 amnotalwaysright_feed) wrote2025-12-15 08:00 amRead That Would Be A Clucking Bad Idea
Customer: "How much longer?!"
Me: "At least another twenty minutes, I'd say."
Customer: "Well, take a chicken out of the oven early so I can go home!"
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notalwaysright_feed) wrote2025-12-15 12:00 amRead Let Them Eat… Literally Anything But Cake
Customer: "Do you guys sell samosas?"
Me: "Uh, no, sir. This is a cake shop."
Customer: "Hmm, well, you should!"
Me: "Would you like to buy a cake, sir?"
Customer: "You got anything with chicken?"
