ysobel: (wow: ooh shiny)
masquerading as a man with a reason ([personal profile] ysobel) wrote2010-10-29 05:26 pm

a memo / loremaster update (both wow-related)

To: All the adorable little L28 hostiles in the area

Re: Chasing me and trying to kill me

It is very cute, seeing you thwack at me with a pointy stick that does 2 points of damage. But, uh, I would like to point out that I am level 80 (more than fifty levels above you!).

If I wanted to fight you, you might be able to get in a swing, although the damage you do would be negligible. You would certainly not survive.

The fact that I am not attacking you means that I am just trying to pass through. Kindly let me do so, and don't bug me.

I am L80. I can kill you with my brain. And if you are persistent enough, I will do so. Do not make me. You will not live to regret it. K?

Love and bunnies,
- haaki

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500/700 Kalimdor. Getting there!

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