argh

I am at the point in my current knitting project where I need to lifeline. (Well, want to, not need to, but it's a good place for one.) And the tapestry needle has ... disappeared. Completely.

(This has not been the best of days. Morning person had alarm failure so came more than an hour late; I tried a random on my mage and ended up wiping enough times that I bailed, and promptly got killed by a kitty while I was mining; I am horribly behind on shit-I-need-to-do but the thought of calling people terrifies me; and, just, *flail*)

*insert DO-NOT-WANT icon*

...to make today even better?

I just got ATTACKED. by a CRICKET.

The other day, there was a cricket that decided to land right next to my keyboard. I kind of spazzed. A lot. This one? Decided to perch ON MY BOOB.

.........yeah, thanks, universe. Really.

(anyone who makes jokes about lesbian crickets, since I'm fairly sure it was a she-cricket, will get thwapped.)