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...to make today even better?

I just got ATTACKED. by a CRICKET.

The other day, there was a cricket that decided to land right next to my keyboard. I kind of spazzed. A lot. This one? Decided to perch ON MY BOOB.

.........yeah, thanks, universe. Really.

(anyone who makes jokes about lesbian crickets, since I'm fairly sure it was a she-cricket, will get thwapped.)

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