Earworms

Dear brain:

When I said I was tired of Mamma Mia looping endlessly (and beginninglessly) through my head and I wanted a replacement, I did not exactly mean nursery rhymes.

Also, I seriously doubt that the "Latin version" of this particular rhyme is actually "Jackius et Jillius went upius the hillius to fetchius a pailius of agua".

Please find something better before I try scrubbing you with a Brillo pad.

No love,
but some amusement,
-me