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[ysobel]

Note to my cat:

This is just to say

I have yeeted
the spider
that was on
my leg

and which
you were probably saving
for a midnight snack

Forgive me
it was necessary
so leggy
and so AAAAAHFUCKNOGETITOFF

Comments

[alexseanchai]

good pome

[swingandswirl]

poor you! Spiders are NOT friends.

And thank you for the laugh, this is an excellent poem.

[conuly]

lol

[pauamma]

Nice!

[princessofgeeks]

:D

[azurelunatic]

I did a reading to the living room.

:D :D :D

[vass]

lololol oh no

[trialia]

Absolutely brilliant.

I was startled to find, 3 days ago, that my new gimgerboi kitteh not only isn't scared of spiders, he'll stalk them and kill them. Damn things scare the shit out of me (that being what happens when you see Arachnophobia at the age of three), and he stalked this big one all round my wet-room, played with it, then actually decided to eat it. (I think he may have even eaten it alive.) So I sort of feel sorry for the spider, but more grateful for puss.

I felt sorry for the spider - I'd normally ask folk to remove them humanely for me - but [I have no idea what happened to the rest of this comment!!]

[trialia]

Shared this with my little sister overnight. She cracked up laughing. ♥

[jesse_the_k]

You amuse all of us!