Why I love my WoW raiding group

We are doing Magmaw, a gigantic molten vibrating penis, ribbed for pleasure! worm dude; and part of the fight involves two of the dps^† jumping on his head and chaining him down so he impales himself on a spike, or something. (Hey, I'm a healer, I don't pay attention to these things ;) )

† dps being the people who are primarily responsible for dealing damage, as opposed to the tanks (who have a lot of armor and are primarily reponsible for keeping the monsters' attention on them so that all of the attacks hit people with significant armor instead of squishier types) and the healers (who are primarily responsible for, uh, healing people and keeping them from dying and stuff like that). Notably, with our raid setup (2 tanks 3 healers 5 dps), the spike role can't be done by healers, who are furiously spamming heals, or by tanks, since one tank is being munched on at the time and the other needs to act as the active tank.

So, over Mumble, we get the following exchange:

Raid Leader: We need another person on spike duty.
[dead silence]
Scott, being one of the tanks: Ooh, me!
Raid Leader: ...who is not a tank.
Scott: Dammit.
[slight bit of silence]
Me, being a healer: Ooh, me!
Raid Leader: ...and is not a healer.
Me: Dammit.

Yeahhhh.

Also? All of the healers tonight had alcohol. \o/

(okay, not to "I can't heal" point, but hey.)