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Title: Somewhere that’s green
Fandom: Torchwood
Characters: Ianto, Jack
Author: m_findlow
Rating: PG
Length: 2,097 words
Content notes: None
Author notes: Written for Challenge 493 - Garden
Summary: Jack has a proposition for Ianto that includes something he’s never had before.

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H2-Slow, Part 33

Oct. 9th, 2025 07:00 am
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Customer: "Can I get the decarbonated water?"
Me: "So… still water? Not sparkling?"
Customer: "Whatever the fancy terms are, I just want to make sure my water has no carbs."

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no fandom : icons : gardens

Oct. 9th, 2025 01:13 am
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Title: gardens
Fandom: none
Rating: G
Content notes: None apply
Summary: icons of pretty gardens


gardens )

Aurendor D&D: Summary for 10/8 Game

Oct. 9th, 2025 12:04 am
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In tonight's game, the rest under a cut for those who don't care. )

And that's where we left off.

Health (good news)

Oct. 8th, 2025 08:08 pm
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My immunotherapy infusion yesterday may have been my last!! I have a scan on Monday that will probably say that. Belovedest celebrated by cracking into the Strategic Redpop Reserve. This will mean much more leeway to leave town and such.

Colonoscopy results: mostly normal, one pre (not sure how many pre-s to put here) cancerous "lesion", and all of them removed. Repeat in two years, this time with Extended Prep. (My understanding of "lesion" and the medical definition may not align entirely well.)

Started the new injectable after the colonoscopy. I can definitely feel the impact. It remains to be seen exactly what kind. One of my friends has a new injectable too; she's getting some sinus clearance from it. Of all the random effects.

After the infusion, Belovedest and I trekked up-city to pick up a package for [personal profile] alexseanchai. All Pampered Chef, and a high proportion of likely goodies vs. likely duds. There were some varying scrub brushes. The utensil/knife scrub brush looks like dentures that are actually a scrub brush, but I can see that coming in handy. There was also a quarter-sheet pan with two eighth-sheet pans. And then we trekked back down when Belovedest realized they'd left their tablet at the cancer center. Freakin' ADHD. We're on The Assassins of Thasalon in our progress through Penric.

I have a smallish makeup hobby. Part of that is sometimes going all Weird Barbie on my face with eyeliner or whatever. Tonight I've convinced myself (via iridescent green eyeliner) that some kind of moon phase forehead jewelry might really slap.
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Read People Who Make You Think “How Are You Allowed To Drive?”, Part 6

I work in construction. We're currently working at a gas station where the store has literally been leveled to the ground. We are sitting in front of the pile, and this car squeezes between several large orange barrels. He pulls up to the one pump still (mostly) upright in the middle of the lot. He gets out and tries to swipe his card twice before looking at us in confusion.

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a few things make a post

Oct. 8th, 2025 09:50 pm
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1. After a little experimentation, I've found that it is possible to sing most popular Christmas carols (and possibly other songs) with the only lyrics being repeats of "Epstein". I suggest this for the use of protesters, as I imagine the lovely sounds of four part harmonies with a stunning effect on the bystanders.

2. Does anyone else have tinnitis? And if so, how do you manage to fall asleep when everything else is quiet? I have been listening to rain sounds on a recording, which helps, but it's hard to be relaxed and ready and just NOT tip over into sleep. Suggestions welcome!

3. Songs I have figured out (to some degree) on Native American flute: the guitar lead line to Layla (the piano interval is in C and very easy); the sax lead line to Gerry Rafferty's 'Baker Street'; the Beatles' 'Blackbird'; bits and pieces of many other Beatles tunes; the Beach Boys' 'California Girls', including the key change in the chorus that most people don't notice. If my only real inheritance from my mother's dad is his ability to play anything he could whistle, I'm very glad to have it; it has done well for me all my life even though I can read music (he couldn't).

4. I bailed at the last minute on a dental cleaning today, because I got no real sleep last night (see 2.) and I was not up to driving for half an hour or having someone's hands in my mouth for an hour. I also felt overheated and queasy, and told the receptionist that when I called, and she agreed I shouldn't come in. We rescheduled for Nov. 6, which was Mom's birthday, so I'm not likely to forget to come. It's late at night and I still do feel a bit off, so I'm calling the whole thing self care.

5. And I'm looking forward to seeing the nominations list for Yuletide. Every year there are more diverse possibilities, many of which I have no idea about since I'm not up on the latest Korean or Japanese or Chinese shows. But there are still enough oldbies like me around that I should be able to cobble together some requests and a list of possibilities to write about.

Perseverance Through Peroxide

Oct. 9th, 2025 01:00 am
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I own a laundry here in rural Ireland. Two customers are a pair of bachelor farmers, brothers, who inherited a large farm and a lot of money but live in absolute squalor. Once a month, they bring their suits, shirts, and undergarments in for cleaning. The garments are covered inside and out with dirt, dried saliva, and fecal matter.

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My Chief Complaint

Oct. 9th, 2025 12:00 am
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My coworker is on the phone with our boss.
Coworker: "So, I just wanted to say I don't appreciate being called nicknames when in the meetings. It's not professional."
Pause.
Coworker: "Things like sport, chief, and so on."

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Read An Unlocked Trunk Means Unloading On You

Customer: "All my stuff is GONE! You STOLE IT BACK!"
Me: "…What?"
Customer: "You followed me. You waited until I was asleep and stole everything out of my trunk!"
Me: "Ma’am, you picked it up yesterday, and I've not left my house since then. Why did you leave all the stuff in your trunk?"

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[ SECRET POST #6851 ]

Oct. 8th, 2025 07:18 pm
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⌈ Secret Post #6851 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.


01.


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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 01 pages, 15 secrets from Secret Submission Post #978.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Better Luck Tomorrow

Oct. 8th, 2025 10:00 pm
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Me: "Hey, [Coworker], what time is it?"
Coworker: "You want to know now?"
Me: *Sarcastic.* "No, I want to know the time yesterday."

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Laser Focused On Being Ignorant

Oct. 8th, 2025 09:00 pm
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Customer: "All your laser thermometers are broken!"
Me: "Can you show me what you mean?"
He points the thermometer at a pencil on the counter.
Customer: "See?! This thermometer reads 68°F! It's broken!"

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In My Ridiculous Pen Collection, I have a Lamy 2000 (largely inspired by Ant Newman of UKFountainPens waxing lyrical). I got it second hand, as with all but one of my pens; the one that showed up cheap came with an F nib.

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Sex Pollen Plus 2025 Due October 11

Oct. 8th, 2025 03:08 pm
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Event: Sex Pollen Plus is a multi-fandom exchange focused on sex pollen and other fuck compulsion tropes. Minimum for fic and podfic is 1000 words and minimum for art is a finished artwork. Works must be rated M or E.

Event link: [community profile] sexpollenplus Event rules are in the sticky!

Pinch hit link: Please see the current PDPH post for full request details and claiming!

Due date: October 11 at 7PM GMT (negotiable!)

PDPH 3 (fic) - The Goblin Emperor Series - Katherine Addison, Nine Worlds Series - Victoria Goddard, Nine Worlds Series - Victoria Goddard, The Queen's Thief - Megan Whalen Turner

PDPH 4 (fic) - Robot Series - Isaac Asimov, Lilywhite Boys Series - K. J. Charles, Hunger Games Series - All Media Types, Baldur's Gate (Video Games)

PDPH 8 (fic) - Top Gun (Movies), Teen Wolf (TV), Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe

PDPH 10 (fic) - Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)

PDPH 11 (art, fic) - Doctor Who (1963)

PDPH 13 (fic) - Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 (Video Game), Challengers (Movie 2024)

Your Story Has Been Crushed

Oct. 8th, 2025 07:00 pm
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Me: "Did you have an accident on the way home?"
Customer: "No, my pickup was like that before."
Me: "Because I helped you carry your PC out to your pickup about an hour ago, and I don't remember it looking this damaged."
Customer: "That was a different pickup."

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A Fitting Solution

Oct. 8th, 2025 05:55 pm
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This employee, we’ll call him Paul, works remotely and never answers his emails or phone. There was an audit I was working on, and I realized about sixty employees needed to sign a form, so fifty-nine of them signed it within the week, and Paul never answered me. I called and emailed him for about three months until he finally sent it back.

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