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Me: "Okay, sir, how do you know it's a meteorite?"
Caller: "I was trying to sleep last night and something in the sky was making a d*** racket."
Me: "You heard it hit the ground?"
Caller: "No, but I couldn't sleep, so I went outside and shot it."
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Receptionist: "Dentist Office, Can I have your name and date of birth?"
Me: "Hi, yeah, I’m not a patient. I was just wondering if someone in your office is trying to fax something?"
Receptionist: "…"
Me: "Because I’ve gotten like fifteen calls from this number in the past hour."
notalwaysright_feedRead Litter-ally Almost Roadkill
I’m hauling a power pallet jack stacked high with a thousand pounds of cat litter. I’m in full uniform: red shirt, khaki pants, name tag, the whole deal.
As I’m turning down an aisle toward the pet department, a woman suddenly jumps right in front of the jack, waving her arms.
Customer: "Do you work here?!"
notalwaysright_feedRead I’ve Done My Time In The Trenches, So Now I’ll Make Yours Easier
Customer: "I would have all this scanned and done already, but you’re taking your time because you’re too busy talking!"
Me: "Shush. These kids don’t get paid to be yelled at. The register’s slow; it’s not her fault. Feel free to put in an application if you think you can do better."
Read I’ve Done My Time In The Trenches, So Now I’ll Make Yours Easier
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Ever since COVID, there have been self-serve wipes available for all customers to disinfect their carts if they want. Well, apparently, some people didn’t get the memo. Multiple times now, someone has mistaken me for an employee while I’m wiping my cart.
Customer: "Can you do this one next?"
notalwaysright_feedRead The Cheesecake Was Almost A Lie
Me: "You okay, [Son's Name]?"
Son: "Waiting for my cheesecake."
Me: "We didn't order you a cheesecake."
Son: "I ordered mac and cheese!"
cakewrecks_feedHey girl.
Today's post is dedicated to you.
That's right, to you and every other chocolate-loving chocoholic out there who can't quit craving the sweet stuff and have long since polished off the last 3 Musketeers bar in your kids' Halloween candy stash.
You know who you are.
So come along. Let's take a ride on the gentle waves of chocolate's sweet caress:
Let's set sail on the decadent seas of sensory seduction.
Photography by Julie Mikos; baker unknown.
Smell the chocolate. Feeeeel the chocolate. Taste the chocolate. BE the chocolate.
Let chocolate's smooth tendrils of tantalization entwine you.
By Layers
Embrace the chocolate! Let its sweet siren song wash over you and take you to a place where a rose is just a rose, unless it's a chocolate rose...
By Baking Arts
Because then it's like, a way better rose.
Unless of course, it's a painted chocolate rose. With ruffles. And twirly things.
By The Paul Bradford Sugarcraft School
Twirly things of temptation!
So surrender! Surrender to chocolate's rich and creamy charms!
Let the fermented bean pods of the cacao tree seep into your soul as you... um... wait.
OK, so maybe that's not the sexiest description of chocolate you've ever heard. Sorry.
I'm running out of adjectives here.
Bottom line, chocolate is pretty much perfection.
By Wilton
Like this cake. Such perfection, I'm having trouble believing it's real. Look at those razor sharp corners!
And the only way this curvaceous cake could be better is if there were even more of it:
I can't spot a single thing wrong here, either:
I'm just dotty for it! (The kids still say 'dotty,' right?)
(No? Well, I'm not very hip. My pajamas have cats on them.)
Of course, sometimes even the most fervent chocolate lover needs a break:
Like this. This is the perfect chocolate break.
Who could resist a cake literally paved in chocolate?
I can't. You can't. Don't even try.
Anyway, if you love chocolate so much, why don't you marry it? I think you should.
By Kanya Hunt
If only for the cake.
Hope your Sunday’s extra sweet!
******
And from my other blog, Epbot:
notalwaysright_feedRead Child’s First Copium
That morning, the girls decided they were going to have a foot race. My daughter ended up winning the race, and her friend, who was very clearly annoyed, says:
Daughter's Friend: "Oh well, first is the worst and second is the best anyway."
Read Child’s First Copium
notalwaysright_feedRead In High Spirits And Higher Prices
Sommelier: "Did you have any questions about the wine list?"
Old Guy: "I trust you, just bring out something that's reasonably priced."
Sommelier: "I'm sorry, sir, but would you kindly let me know what reasonably priced would be?"
notalwaysright_feedMY FIRST KAREN EXPERIENCE: FULL STORY I work at Walmart as an Online Personal Shopper for those who don’t know. I fully understand that as part of the nature of the job, customers will tend to get in your way. But, on April 13, 2024, at around 2:15 p.m., things got a little unnecessarily extreme… […]
notalwaysright_feedhttps://notalwaysright.com/parental-misguidance-part-2-3/78959/ this story reminds me of a story that my dad told me When Saturday Night Fever first came out, my grandpa took my dad, 7, and his sister, 10, to go see it in theaters. When they were about to pay for the tickets, my grandpa asked the person manning the register “Just to […]
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