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notalwaysright_feedRead You Spell ‘No’ With Six Zeroes
Customer: "How much to resize this ring?"
Me: "I don't do anything like that, sorry."
Customer: "I don't want it done; I just want a price."
Me: "I'm sorry, that's not a service I offer."
Customer: "I DON'T want it done, I just want a price!"
notalwaysright_feedRead Call The Cop-pers!
Manager: "Yeah, there's no way these people bought a whole roll. Copper is expensive, and we get whole rolls stolen all the time. Let me talk to them."
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settiai
vassursula conceived this setting, and it's been getting in my way.)mrkinchnotalwaysright_feedRead Put That In The Operational… Uh… Log
I get a call on the radio from the fitting room attendant.
Employee: "Uh… we need a manager in the men’s bathroom. There’s an… issue."
notalwaysright_feedRead When Being Owned By The Owners Is A Self-Own
I come into the hotel where I work on the night shift before graduation weekend in a college town.
Manager: *Casually.* "There are no rooms left to sell, so it should be a chill night."
I log in and notice there are several reservations under the hotel owners’ names… for tonight.
notalwaysright_feedRead Not In Receipt Of Reality
Customer: "I need to return this."
Me: "Can I see your receipt, please?"
Customer: *Disgusted sigh.* "Why do you need that?"
Me: "Because this item you're trying to return? We don't sell it."
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fandomsecrets
notalwaysright_feedRead Berry Confusing
Employee: "Yeah! Would you like an acai smoothie?"
Me: "Uh, yes! I thought you said you were out of all the berry flavors?"
Employee: "Yeah, but acai isn't a berry; otherwise, it would be called a berry."
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notalwaysright_feedRead The Customer Is Always Right… Whatever It Takes
Me: "Would you like any toppings?"
Customer: "Gummy bears."
Me: "We don't carry those."
Customer: "Yes, you do!"
Me: "No, we don't, ma'am. We do have—"
Customer: "—Go to the back and get me some! Stop being a lazy b****!"
notalwaysright_feedRead Do Other Languages Have This Many Poo-phemisms?, Part 2
Founder: *Standing up.* "Well, I gotta go separate the art from the artist."
Malaysian Coworker: "Art? We do art now?"
Me: *Smiling.* "He's going to poop, [Malaysian Coworker]."
Read Do Other Languages Have This Many Poo-phemisms?, Part 2
kareila
notalwaysright_feedRead Addressing The Elephant In The Bedroom
Customer: "You can't check the back?"
Me: "There's none in the back, I'm afraid."
Customer: "But you didn't check."
Me: "I know there's none, ma'am. We'll have it on Friday."
notalwaysright_feedRead Don’t Judge a Shopper by Her Sweatpants
Me: "Can you bring one from the backroom so I can take a closer look at it?"
Sales Rep: "I won’t be able to do that unless you’re planning on purchasing the item."
She seemed annoyed with my request. Before I could say anything else, she quickly walked away to help another customer.
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