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Family Member: "I want the charges to be dropped. [Shop Lifter] is the sole breadwinner in our family! We don't have the money to post bail, and her being in lockup is causing us a hardship!"
notalwaysright_feedI worked at a childcare center. One of my coworkers was a “float,” meaning that she works in all the different classrooms to give teachers breaks or planning time or just helps when we’re a little short staffed, especially in the mornings before all the staff are in. The other day, she was telling us […]
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notalwaysright_feedRead The Authentication Agitation
Angry Husband: "Why do you need all this information? Just transfer me already!"
Me: "I cannot transfer you without an account pulled up."
Angry Husband: "Well, that's just ridiculous! I need your supervisor immediately; you don't need all this information from me!"
notalwaysright_feedRead It’s Just Not App-ening, Part 6
Customer: "What's this 'app' thing?"
Cashier: "It's a mobile app, sir. Like on your cell phone."
Customer: "I don't have a cell phone! How am I supposed to use your stupid new rewards program if I don't have a cell phone?"
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highlander_ii posting in fan_flashworksnotalwaysright_feedRead Maybe Try In July To Enjoy A Certain Phrase…
Me: "Sir, these are Christmas items."
Customer: "Unwanted Christmas items."
Me: "It's April."
Customer: "That's why they're no longer wanted."
Me: "Well… we don't want them either."
notalwaysright_feedRead Romance Isn’t Dead, But It’s On A Deadline
I used to work at a card store. It's ten minutes before closing on Valentine's Day, and a guy rushes in and starts picking through our almost-gone holiday display.
Customer: *Pointing at the display, looking disgusted.* "This is it?!"
Me: "That's what's left of our Valentine's display that's been there for over a month, yes, sir."
infinitum_noctem posting in fan_flashworksnotalwaysright_feedRead My Days Of Not Taking You Seriously Are Certainly Coming To A Middle
Me: "I've been going by my middle name my entire adult life."
Coworker: "So… what's your middle name?"
Me: "The name you've been calling me for the last three years."
Read My Days Of Not Taking You Seriously Are Certainly Coming To A Middle
tielannotalwaysright_feedRead They Supersized Their Expectations
Guest: "Where's the nearest McDonald's?"
Me: "It's in the city centre. If you take bus number—"
Guest: "No, I want one walking distance."
Me: "There isn't, madam."
notalwaysright_feedRead Taking An Elevator To A Higher Calling
I worked for several years as a civilian contractor on a naval base. Our particular building had an auditorium used for various conferences. One day, as the elevator doors closed, I heard many sets of hurrying feet and 'Hold the elevator, please!', so I stabbed the Open-Doors button.
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