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I am sitting there eating my chicken sandwich. I keep thinking, why does this hurt? Every bite stings a little more, and I don’t understand why.
About three-quarters of the way through, it finally hits me: it’s the spicy sandwich.
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notalwaysright_feedIt isn’t often that you get to witness instant karma, but oh how satisfying when you do! Once I was driving in the city where I lived and approached a stoplight that was turning yellow. I started slowing to a stop. The maniac behind me sped up and turned into the left-hand-only turn lane which […]
notalwaysright_feedRead Shock And Jaw
When I was a child, the dentist in our village was this old gruff guy, who was really popular with kids. He was a great dentist and managed to put everyone at ease. When he died, his son took over the practice, and he was, well, not so good.
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notalwaysright_feedMy daughter’s teacher had one project she called the ‘chain of love’. Every student picked someone they loved and wrote a brief description of why they loved that person and each of these descriptions were connected together in a chain that hung along the wall of their classroom. Most of the kids picked a parent […]
dark_kana posting in 3_good_things_a_daynotalwaysright_feedThis is not my story, but my great aunt’s story from a few years back. Her only son (my first cousin once removed) lives just far enough away from her that seeing each other is a hassle to do often. For one of their roughly once-a-month get-togethers, she goes out to eat lunch with him, […]
notalwaysright_feedRead When Overdrafting Gives You Overconfidence
Caller: "What you're doing is illegal! It's not stated in my terms and conditions!"
Me: "It actually is, sir. I can show you where—"
Caller: "—I'm going to go to the ombuds man."
notalwaysright_feedRead The Customer Is The One That Got Away
Realizing that the duck lure must be in the back, this poor girl jumped up and army crawled across the tops of the boxes all the way to the back of the shipping container and threw the lure over the boxes before crawling back.
thingswithout_feedDear Friends,
Woo Commerce was making my website way too slow, so I’ve deleted it! I really hope that will help just how sluggish this site is. I’ve tried everything else. The timing isn’t so great, given holidays etc, but I wanted to focus on giving people a quality experience.
I don’t know how long it will take to rebuild a store. I need to investigate whether Etsy etc are a good match for me (they’re not as creator friendly as they used to be).
You can still buy art of mine over at Redbubble.
And if you email things@lizargall.com with proof that you’ve donated to Ngombor’s SeedMoney campaign (ends on December 15) I’ll email you thank you sketch 
Fingers crossed the website will start zoomin!
The post I have taken down the Things store! first appeared on Things Without Arms and Without Legs.
notalwaysright_feedRead Dying For A Drying
I've put my clothes in and hop back into my car, because I'm also running errands. As I'm driving back, I notice the streetlights go out. The traffic lights are dark.
Oh no.
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conulynotalwaysright_feedRead A Hard No On That Hardware
Me: "I’m sorry, sir. We can’t issue store credit for this. It isn't our product."
Customer: "I’m 100% sure I bought it at a hardware store!"
Me: "Right. Just not this one."
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