So I got an email tonight-- seen in my last check of the evening-- inviting me to beta the new Procreate. Which probably means it's a fairly broad beta at this point, because I'm nobody, but --
Um. Yes PLEASE.
I've only done a bit of playing with the new brushes but holy crap it's so good. Some of them have dynamic color interactions, behaving more like physical media. Some of them have amazing texture. Some of them would make amazing calligraphy.
I've gotten through 12 of the 18 categories in the comes-with-Procreate default library, and I really ought to go to sleep, but eeee this is so cool!
Customer: "I'd like a medium coffee."
Me: "Okay! Would you like room for cream?"
Customer: "No, thank you. Just some room for cream."
Me: "Alright… Medium coffee with room. Would you like that iced?"
Customer: "No. I want it iced, please."
Reading.Lake of Souls, Ann Leckie: finished the Radch stories; on to The World Of The Raven Tower!
The Painful Truth, Monty Lyman: in progress; not yet Cross with it but also not yet Impressed by it.
More Dreamwidth catchup.
Listening. More Hidden Almanac!
Eating. SO many tomatoes.
Exploring. Poked around Preston a very little!
Growing. ... SO many tomatoes. More watering system established at plot (so hopefully all the peppers will still be alive and well upon my return). Sowed some probably-past-it seeds.
Observing. A saw a deer on the drive up to Preston! A proper big one with antlers and all! We were very impressed.
Side by Side (1506 words) by Settiai Chapters: 1/1 Fandom:Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age - All Media Types Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Oghren & Female Surana (Dragon Age) Characters: Female Surana (Dragon Age), Oghren (Dragon Age) Additional Tags: Alcohol, The Black Emporium Exchange, Friendship, One Shot, Sparring Summary:Oghren might have been a nug humping bastard, but he couldn't just stand by and do nothing after he realized that the big scary Warden everyone was talking about was barely more than a kid.
Me: "Would you like to purchase a carrier bag today?"
Customer: "I think it’s illegal to charge for those. You’re advertising your store on them!"
I pause, keeping my best retail smile fixed in place.
Me: "Oh, really?"
Boss: "What the h*** is this?"
Night Shift Worker: "My resignation."
Boss: "Absolutely f****** not. You don't get to just fail to show up to your—"
[Night Shift Worker] laughed in his face.
Me: "Sir, this has been… modified. We can’t take it back."
Customer: "Modified? No, improved! The motor was too weak, so I rewired it to pull double the voltage. It spun twice as fast!"
Me: "…Until it fried."
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So, plenty of people come in and order “a taco with sour cream added.” Generally, we repeat it back as “a taco supreme, no tomatoes.” Ringing it up this way saves the customer 5¢. Shocking life hack most people don’t know!
If anyone asks, we explain why we do it. Most people are cool about it.
Dad: "Get off that brain rot. It's family movie night!"
Me: "Since when did we do family movie night?"
Dad: "Since now! We're going to watch a movie as a family, so all other screens down!"
I am German, and it was the last day of a short vacation in London. For some reason, I must have given off some kind of "local" vibes.
Firstly, I was stopped by an American tourist and asked where the nearest [Fast food restaurant] was. I was able to tell him after looking it up on my phone.
It’s a slow night at the 24-hour fast-food drive-thru where I am working. I take the next car pulling up to the speaker box.
Me: *Cheerful and professional.* "Hi there, welcome! Go ahead with your order whenever you’re ready."
Customer: *Laughing to himself.* "Wow, the AI is perky tonight!"
I feel that all high schools should have a class that teaches a class in life skills as this story will show. I have an accounting practice and prepare income tax returns, individual, partnerships, trusts and corporations. I had a parent send in his college child ( I won’t mention gender) to have the tax […]
Title: The Burning Issue Author: lucy_roman Rating: Teen and up Summary: A missing scene from the episode Burn Card (s18e14). Following Ed's suspension Lupo tries to talk to Bernard. Word Count: 300
(This happened before the Internet and before Schengen. I’m going on holiday abroad with a group of friends. Two of them are half-sisters, with different surnames and very different physically; another friend is very similar to the older sister, but is not related to any of them. Most of our IDs are bilingual as we […]