...oh, cat. *snicker*

Guess who came onto my lap this morning, entirely of her own volition?

(She's been on my lap before, from people putting her there, but she's never come there herself)

...guess who chose the absolute awkwardest time possible to do so?

(I was torn on what to do, because on the one hand I want to encourage physical contact and lapness, but on the other hand it is kind of awkward using the toilet with a furry lap, especially when the fur is purring and kneading)

welp

Either I have a poltergeist, or Monkey is trying her best to get into the kitchen cupboards which then slam back closed before she can do anything inside.

Or, y'know, both...