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My brain is a toddler, I swear.

Brain: I'm booooored.
Me: well, we're in bed, maybe we should slee--
Brain: nonononono! I wanna watch Netflix.
Me: okay. How about X?
Brain: nope. Too depressing.
Me: Y?
Brain: nah. Ooh, how bout Q.
Me: that's not even on our list.
Brain: don't care, let's watch.
Me: okay.
(Ten minutes in)
Brain: no I don't like this turn it off.
Me: sigh. Okay. What now?
Brain: Lets read.
Me: ...one chapter.
Brain: okay. Gosh I'm tired.
Me: sleep?
Brain: NO don't say that word I'm awake let's do stuff something anything I don't care what.
Me: ...we're going to have to sleep sometime.
Brain: NO WE'RE NOT. ...I'm bored. And tired.
Me: sleep is --
Brain: LA LA LA I CAN'T HEEEEEAR YOU
Me: we could lie quietly and listen to music?
Brain: no it's a trap.
Me: but we like music.
Brain: let's check Netflix maybe they added something new!
Me: ... in the last five minutes. At night.
Brain: IT COULD HAPPEN
Me: no. No netflix.
Brain: ...I'm booooored.

Sigh.