Well, bother
Nov. 9th, 2011 09:00 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
ysobelBeing up at 9 is not unheard of for me. I prefer to sleep in, but it's still possible.
Being up at 6:30? Not so much.
My bowels decided to move. In the morning. When I didn't have an aide scheduled for hours.
Not satisfied with that, my bowels decided it would be awesome to add diarrhea to the mix.
I called one of my aides - the one who has a day job; the morning aide had her phone off. She came over and got me out of bed and onto the toilet.
There was ALL THE POOP in the WORLD and then some.
It took a full hour to get me cleaned up.
Also I was sweating enough to kill a deer.
And, oh, right; the power was out. For no apparent reason. And our bathroom? Has no window.
Yeah.
This is gonna be a fun day.
ETA: And now I am having ... you know the stage of vomiting where there's nothing left in your stomach but your body is still doing its damnedest to eject what isn't there? I am having the bowel equivalent of that. Not fun. *whimper*
(and because today is awesome, I also found out that, er, one of my aides -- the one I didn't bother calling this morning for various reasons -- is in *jail*. nfi why. fml.)
Being up at 6:30? Not so much.
My bowels decided to move. In the morning. When I didn't have an aide scheduled for hours.
Not satisfied with that, my bowels decided it would be awesome to add diarrhea to the mix.
I called one of my aides - the one who has a day job; the morning aide had her phone off. She came over and got me out of bed and onto the toilet.
There was ALL THE POOP in the WORLD and then some.
It took a full hour to get me cleaned up.
Also I was sweating enough to kill a deer.
And, oh, right; the power was out. For no apparent reason. And our bathroom? Has no window.
Yeah.
This is gonna be a fun day.
ETA: And now I am having ... you know the stage of vomiting where there's nothing left in your stomach but your body is still doing its damnedest to eject what isn't there? I am having the bowel equivalent of that. Not fun. *whimper*
(and because today is awesome, I also found out that, er, one of my aides -- the one I didn't bother calling this morning for various reasons -- is in *jail*. nfi why. fml.)