Jurassic World
Jun. 17th, 2015 03:17 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
...was hella fun.
I mean, okay, the plot wasn't High Intellect or anything, but I went in for:
* dinosaurs
* Chris Pratt
* Chris Pratt being awesome with dinosaurs
* people (other than Chris Pratt) making stupid decisions about dinosaurs
* dinosaurs eating people
and that's what I got, woooo.
(Bonus: obnoxiousest stupid-decision guy getting eaten. He sort of had it coming from a mile away. Narratively.)
(Also bonus: despite people getting eaten, none of it was super graphic.)
I just wish it had a mid-credits scene of Ian Malcolm watching the news coverage and going "fuck, do people *never learn*"...
I mean, okay, the plot wasn't High Intellect or anything, but I went in for:
* dinosaurs
* Chris Pratt
* Chris Pratt being awesome with dinosaurs
* people (other than Chris Pratt) making stupid decisions about dinosaurs
* dinosaurs eating people
and that's what I got, woooo.
(Bonus: obnoxiousest stupid-decision guy getting eaten. He sort of had it coming from a mile away. Narratively.)
(Also bonus: despite people getting eaten, none of it was super graphic.)
I just wish it had a mid-credits scene of Ian Malcolm watching the news coverage and going "fuck, do people *never learn*"...
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Date: 2015-06-18 12:22 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-06-18 04:36 pm (UTC)http://nerdist.com/zookeepers-are-recreating-chris-pratts-moves-in-jurassic-world/
Win is clearly the guy with the walruses, but I feel chicken guy is putting in a strong showing too.