Fic of Epic Awesomeness

So #yuletide is infinitely helpful:

[18:16] * @Luna stares at single sentence.
[18:18] * @Hippo-Snow adds a sentence about tentacles.
[18:18] <@Hippo-Snow> Now you have two sentences!
[18:19] <@Llwyden> LOL!
[18:19] * @Hippo-isabeau adds tentacles to the two sentences so they can glom in more
[18:19] <@Llwyden> Oo, I forgot about tentacles. Hm.
[18:19] * @Tentacle-ZombieTruth adds a sentence about take-out!
[18:19] * @Hippo-Snow adds a sentence about math.
[18:19] * @Llwyden adds a sentence of tentacles snitching the take-out
[18:19] * @HematiteBadger adds a sentence about space monkeys attacking, a whole new subplot that was never in the original
(and onwards it went)

The fic, of course, had to be written.

( No fandom was harmed in the making of this fic )