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My new morning aide has been driving me crazy. Inane levels of chatter (because donchaknow it's /rude/ for two people to be in a room and not be conversating), obsessions about how fat she is (and Biggest Loser seems to be the only tv show she watches, or at least the only one she talks about), and a complete lack of brain (why yes, in this household we wash our hands between taking out the garbage and dealing with the toaster).
This morning was just ... arghflail.
( ranty mcrantface )
On the amusing side, I have discovered that rot13.com is an excellent way of leaving cryptic notes to self. I wanted to jot down the various morning annoyances before I forgot them, but my computer screen is big enough that if I just typed it and let it sit there, there was a chance she would see it. (Possibly not intentionally, but even if I'm cranky with someone it's not good form to have a wtf-laden rant sitting about where they can see it easily.) So I typed in notes, and then clicked cypher, and voila! I don't even think she knows what rot13 is, let alone how to translate it, so all that was up on the screen was a bunch of gibberish. Some of which came bizarrely close to the Eye of Argon naming scheme. (For fun I rot13ed 'Grignr' to see if it was something normal. It wasn't, but at least it had more vowels.)
This morning was just ... arghflail.
( ranty mcrantface )
On the amusing side, I have discovered that rot13.com is an excellent way of leaving cryptic notes to self. I wanted to jot down the various morning annoyances before I forgot them, but my computer screen is big enough that if I just typed it and let it sit there, there was a chance she would see it. (Possibly not intentionally, but even if I'm cranky with someone it's not good form to have a wtf-laden rant sitting about where they can see it easily.) So I typed in notes, and then clicked cypher, and voila! I don't even think she knows what rot13 is, let alone how to translate it, so all that was up on the screen was a bunch of gibberish. Some of which came bizarrely close to the Eye of Argon naming scheme. (For fun I rot13ed 'Grignr' to see if it was something normal. It wasn't, but at least it had more vowels.)
