META: This is not a watersports story

Ever since I got a particular image in my head, I have been going back and forth on whether to write it as a story or write about it as meta babble. As a story, it would have been original fiction, which is allowed in the kink_bingo rules, but I personally feel weird doing original fiction for something that has been firmly in the fandom slot of my brain; plus, I wasn't sure I could pull it off.

As a disclaimer before I start, watersports is not a kink that I share, or that I find it easy to get into the mindset of someone who does like it. This isn't to say that I think the kink is in any way wrong, nor that people that enjoy watersports are in any way weird. I respect it as a kink in its own right. It is just the kink version of mushrooms for me: I know that people enjoy mushrooms, find them yummy, etc, and more power to them, but I can't personally eat them, and I don't tend towards writing fungophiles.

With that said, on with the babble!

( Contains descriptions of watersports. Probably nsfw, textually. )

So as it turns out, I am insane

a) Have completed a line bingo for kink_bingo. ( short version here )

a.5) I am a little amused that two of the five fandoms do not yet have k_b tags.

b) aaaahflailtheyallsuckwhathaveIdone I am currently flailing just a bit because ... well, because. *hides*

c) have requested new card, because I am INSANE

d) this also means I can start working on the first card's extras: silence / whipping / temp play / penance / animal play - ace werecat!Neal in relationship with Peter and Elizabeth; penance / gender play / sex toys (under clothing) / bites / pervertibles - trek xi kirk/sulu dealing with a strict matriarchy; silence / humiliation (sit) / in public / gags / body parts - white collar P/E/N; possibly others, like the in public / gags / mirrors / roleplay postage stamp

( d.5) technically I could have been working on them already but I wanted to Finish A Bingo first )

3) Unrelatedly, except for the bit where it's about writing, Clarion Write-a-Thon starts Sunday. <Illidan voice>YOU ARE NOT PREPARED</wow joke>. Except for how I'm going to do it anyway mwahahaha. ha. ha?

Second kb card!

...posted mainly without comment

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