i hear the voices when I'm dreaming

*hangs head sheepishly* I, uh, did a thing, and it's stupid and ridiculous and I may regret it in the morning but.

Five Unexpected Force Ghosts (485 words) by isabeau
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Star Wars Original Trilogy, Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015), Star Wars RPF
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Characters: Carrie Fisher, Han Solo, Yoda, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Anakin Skywalker
Additional Tags: Spoilers, That's Not How The Force Works, leia is my Disney princess, Fuck 2016
Summary:

The Force works in mysterious ways. And dammit if 2016 hasn't sucked for celebrity deaths.

So minim_calibre linked to this:

Three Sentence Ficathon

And I, uh. Tripped and wrote 400 words of fic so far?

MCU, asexual Clint/Natasha
MCU, Steve
Firefly, Mal/River
Narnia, Susan
SPN, Sam/Gabriel
Librarians, Cassandra/Ezekiel
LotR, Boromir/Faramir

(the prompts also have, well, prompts, as well as fandom and character)

a) Have completed a line bingo for kink_bingo. ( short version here )

a.5) I am a little amused that two of the five fandoms do not yet have k_b tags.

b) aaaahflailtheyallsuckwhathaveIdone I am currently flailing just a bit because ... well, because. *hides*

c) have requested new card, because I am INSANE

d) this also means I can start working on the first card's extras: silence / whipping / temp play / penance / animal play - ace werecat!Neal in relationship with Peter and Elizabeth; penance / gender play / sex toys (under clothing) / bites / pervertibles - trek xi kirk/sulu dealing with a strict matriarchy; silence / humiliation (sit) / in public / gags / body parts - white collar P/E/N; possibly others, like the in public / gags / mirrors / roleplay postage stamp

( d.5) technically I could have been working on them already but I wanted to Finish A Bingo first )

3) Unrelatedly, except for the bit where it's about writing, Clarion Write-a-Thon starts Sunday. <Illidan voice>YOU ARE NOT PREPARED</wow joke>. Except for how I'm going to do it anyway mwahahaha. ha. ha?

The ramp to the front door of my church officially was dedicated and opened this morning. At the service I went to, I got to lead the procession. *beams* I didn't cry, but it was beyond awesome.

(...thank fsk for proofreading: the above paragraph was typed as being about the *rap* to the front door of my church. I can't imagine what that would be. Or maybe I can and I don't want to.)

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Apologies to anyone following my AO3 account -- I just mass-uploaded a batch of old fic. (Buffy, but I am also going to be adding fics that are more recent but still old -- pre-2005 -- and probably in batches.)

It also means that my list of works is kind of skewed, because it looks like I just wrote a bunch of Buffy fic, which I didn't.

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Note: Any of my AO3 works that is tagged with "Imported without cleanup" is /just what that says/. The Buffy fic was via the wayback machine, which means it's got that gunk in it; other fic will have other gunk. I will clean fics up as I have time, and remove the IWC tag when I do.

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I am not doing the AO3 meme that's going around, because (before the massw-uploading) I had 21 fics, so top ten is kind of silly. I will, however, note that four of the top five fics are Yuletide fics, which should surprise no one. #5 and #6 are White Collar, which doesn't surprise /me/ since my AO3 account mainly consisted of Yuletide fics, and WC (at all of five stories) was the biggest fandom. Of course, I just uploaded 14 Buffy fic, so that count is skewed too, but, well.

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I had a Criminal Minds dream last night where I, as Spencer Reid, was giving the profile of the UNSUB, which included such hilarities as the fact that he owns two mice, both males, and the probability of his eye color being blue (and when someone went wtf, an explanation that "it's good to be specific in such matters").

It was somehow simultaneously a real CM "episode", and a larp of CM where synecdochic was one of the two (male) unsubs, and she had a (fake) peg foot -- not peg leg, mind you; the same principle but just ankle-down -- which I-as-larper (as opposed to I-as-Reid) was trying to figure out how she did, since I knew she really had both feet, until I noticed how wobbly the other foot was too, and realized that she was kind of on tiptoe and the "real" foot was as much a costume piece as the peg foot. And there was duct tape involved.

...yeah, I don't know either...

aka a) Yuletide reveal went live, and b) I went on a drabble spree (for definitions of 'spree' that include two). So!

First, the Yuletide fics!

My assignment fic was The Naming of Cats (Echo Bazaar). I am not as happy as I wanted to be because there is less of a narrative and more of a stringing-bits-together, but hey, with Jack as my protagonist I was lucky to get not killed ;)

My pinch hit fic was Honor and Glory (Oglaf). If you are not familiar with Oglaf, it is a very NSFW comic of awesomeness. The only things you need to make sense of this fic are the following three strips: http://www.oglaf.com/honor/ and http://www.oglaf.com/son-of-kronar/ / http://www.oglaf.com/son-of-kronar/2/

And then the random treat was Oart Of Your World (Little Mermaid), aka I seem to like twisting Disney movies into Not Happy Endings. (I am kind of amused that the person I wrote this for wrote one of the awesome dark!Valdemar fics.)

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...and then I did drabbles for whitecollar100 and numb3rs100 because drabbles are awesome \o/

So, Yuletide authors are live, which means I can babble on about what I wrote \o/

First, there is my original story: A Duplicity of Pirates (Princess Bride).

( babble )

Due to a quirk of fate, I happened to get the story uploaded early. (Okay, so it was only a few days before deadline, but it was the second fic posted for yuletide this year.) And because of the way things worked, I promised myself that I wouldn't take any pinch hits, since I could write stories for the intriguing prompts without being the official writer.

Which, somehow, turned into responding to a pinch hit email, on the 21st. And actually getting it. Cue the standard reaction of "yay I got the pinch hit oh crap I need to write the story and I only have two days to write it and ack".

So, the second story: Chasing Shadows (Earthsea)

( babble )

I had also, by this point, taken to flagging interesting-looking pinch-hit requests, not to be the official pinch-hitter necessarily, but to find things that I wrote. At about 5pm Eastern on the 24th, I found myself insanely deciding to see if I could get any of them written.

Which I did: Bittersweet (Beauty and the Beast, Disney version)

( babble )

Bobby wins a poker game (many <3 to synecdochic for the poker info). Gen. Spoilers for SPN 5x07.

( also probably won't make a lick of sense without knowledge of the ep, but who knows )

Aside from in-progress fics (and speaking of which, I need to rewatch Amok Time), I have two Star Trek (rebootverse) fics, both for star_trek_flashfic, for the Academy challenge:

Title: Conversations
Rating/Pairing: Spock/Uhura PG
Summary: Spock and Uhura, early on (but not at the beginning). Instructors need to be intimidating, but she's always met his strength with quiet fire.

Title: Civil Dialogue
Rating/Pairing: Kirk/McCoy PG-13
Summary: Kirk's stepdad tracks him down, and they have a little chat.