Whee remix! redux. uh, pun intended

So, authors are now live yay. \o/

First, I have been utterly remiss in not mentioning the remixes I got for remix madness -- one a very lovely XMFC Charles/Erik, one a delightful remix of my only Inception fic -- so:

Admiring the View (Open Mouth Remix) (990 words) by pearl_o
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: X-Men: First Class (2011)
Rating: Mature
Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Erik Lehnsherr/Charles Xavier
Summary:

Charles doesn't love Erik for his appearance; it's just a very nice bonus.

Butterflies (The Fractal Mix) (671 words) by Eustacia Vye
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Inception (2010)
Rating: General Audiences
Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Ariadne/Eames
Characters: Ariadne (Inception), Eames (Inception)
Summary:

If there's anything that Eames can't stand, it's being told that something is "good enough."

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And, okay, fic what I wrote:

Need (the heat and light remix) (1042 words) by isabeau
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Star Trek (2009)
Rating: Mature
Warning: Rape/Non-Con
Relationships: James T. Kirk/Spock
Summary:

In which a mind meld doesn't have the desired effect, but other things do. Sort of.

I only have two comments, or, rather, (mostly rhetorical) questions:

1) Why is it that every time I do remix I get someone I know, someone who writes way better than I do; and

2) What *is* it with my muse wanting to do Star Trek (AOS) tentacle porn for remix?

...idek, you guys.