My brain is odd at decisions sometimes

So I have all these things I want to watch -- episodes of current shows (Elementary, Agents of SHIELD) that I haven't seen, new shows (Almost Human, Orange is the new Black) that I want to watch, old shows (classic Who, 9th New Who, Star Trek TNG, Star Trek DS9, Farscape, Firefly, Pushing Daisies, Stargate) that I want to rewatch, as well as movies to watch or re-watch (Princess Bride is overdue for my annual re-watch, plus Lilo and Stitch, LotR, Despicable Me, Up, Bolt, Sound of Music, etc) --

-- not to mention various audiobooks, both what I have on Audible (*mumble*) and what is available to me through my library (including the entire HP series, several Neil Gaiman books, the Hunger Games series, A Wrinkle In Time and that series, Artemis Fowl books, Dragonflight and Dragonquest, a ton of Agatha Christie, etc., and while I have Issues with Overdrive and its interface, this is still serious amounts of YESPLZ), and also podcasts (because I'm behind on Wait Wait Don't Tell Me and on Science Friday, and seriously behind on WtNV in that I've only listened to 11 eps total) --

-- so why have I just spent all day, not to mention all day yesterday, reading sporkings and deconstructions of 50SOG?

Sigh.