...my brain is fired
Feb. 3rd, 2014 03:19 pmMy inner toddler: *does a thing* Look! I am being an adult! I am adulting ALL THE THINGS! Yay me!
My brain: And? You should have done it earlier. It was obviously easy so how come it took you so long? Because you suck, that's why. Also you still need to do X,Y,Z, *continues to list items* ...
MIT: ... Moooooom! My brain's being meeeeeean to me! *bursts into tears*
MB: See, if you just did the stuff you were supposed to (and did it perfectly the first time of course) you wouldn't make yourself this miserable.
*sigh*
My brain: And? You should have done it earlier. It was obviously easy so how come it took you so long? Because you suck, that's why. Also you still need to do X,Y,Z, *continues to list items* ...
MIT: ... Moooooom! My brain's being meeeeeean to me! *bursts into tears*
MB: See, if you just did the stuff you were supposed to (and did it perfectly the first time of course) you wouldn't make yourself this miserable.
*sigh*