Haha um whaaaat

The site I'm using for learning kanji gives examples -- when you're learning radicals (the building blocks) they give example kanji, when learning kanji they give example vocab, and when learning vocab they give example sentences.

Most of the sentences are normal.

Some are ... very wtf.

八つのかおと六つのうでがあるもの、なーんだ。
"What has eight faces and six arms?"

わたしはハンバーガーをひつぎに入れた。
“I put a hamburger into the coffin.”

This is as epic as duolingo's "nosotros no tocamos el pollo" (we do not touch the chicken) and "no soy un pingüino" (I am not a penguin.)

Edit for one more:

川をみるといつもいかりがこみあげてくる。
Whenever I see a river, I get so pissed off.