Oh goody, more medical shenanigans

Too spoonless to tell this in any entertaining way, but I seem to be having gallbladder issues. Two separate attacks of very severe pain just under the breastbone and radiating to the back, rather like I was being impaled by a spear.

Went to doctor today; she wants me to get an ultrasound, but in the meantime avoid fatty foods, like, y'know, eggs and cheese and peanut butter and ice cream and pizza and stuff.

...all of which I now really want...

Whine.

Also I somehow got extremely saladed out a few weeks ago and have been very resistant to salads since then, which ... really doesn't help.