A (not quite serious) note to the universe
Jul. 3rd, 2009 02:06 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
ysobelDear universe,
My life has been kind of sucky lately. I mean, really, I'd think you'd get tired of messing with my body, but apparently not.
As compensation, I would please like the following:
* A pony. Preferably a unicorn pony. Maybe with sparkles.
* Porn. Lots of it. Also rum.
* A handful -- four, maybe, two of each gender -- of assistants that I can use for research purposes regarding sex. (When they are off duty they can, um, sleep, or give me backrubs, or make me yummy drinks.)
* A service dog. With one of those talking collars from Up.
* A telepathic mind-to-'paper' device for getting stories out of my head properly.
* A Kindle or other e-book-reader, so I can see whether it's easier to handle than books are. Oh, and plenty of free books.
* A functional teleporter, so that I can have frequent doses ofjmtorres. (And also can go to synecdochic's and rb's stitch-and-bitch sessions. And also visit other awesome people. And also go to the coast where it is cool.)
* More penguins.
Thank you.
Sincerely, and a bit loopily,
-ysobel
(apparently, in addition to being a nice painkiller, vicodin makes me babble a lot. who knew?)
My life has been kind of sucky lately. I mean, really, I'd think you'd get tired of messing with my body, but apparently not.
As compensation, I would please like the following:
* A pony. Preferably a unicorn pony. Maybe with sparkles.
* Porn. Lots of it. Also rum.
* A handful -- four, maybe, two of each gender -- of assistants that I can use for research purposes regarding sex. (When they are off duty they can, um, sleep, or give me backrubs, or make me yummy drinks.)
* A service dog. With one of those talking collars from Up.
* A telepathic mind-to-'paper' device for getting stories out of my head properly.
* A Kindle or other e-book-reader, so I can see whether it's easier to handle than books are. Oh, and plenty of free books.
* A functional teleporter, so that I can have frequent doses of
jmtorres. (And also can go to synecdochic's and rb's stitch-and-bitch sessions. And also visit other awesome people. And also go to the coast where it is cool.)* More penguins.
Thank you.
Sincerely, and a bit loopily,
-
ysobel(apparently, in addition to being a nice painkiller, vicodin makes me babble a lot. who knew?)
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Date: 2009-07-04 01:47 am (UTC)We used to call penguins "duckies" -- Chris was babysitting a 2 year old one time in the late 70s/early 80s who insisted that her big stuffed penguin was a ducky, and it stuck.